Guys, if you answer this ad, you deserve whatever you get.

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I don't think every personal ad has to be relentlessly bland and cheery. There's a place for the strange, the odd, and the complex. But with this woman's, it's like when a girl can tell a guy is a Bad Boy, dates him anyway, and then can't understand why he's not a very good boyfriend. Any man who answers this ad has been warned.

I don't know what I'm looking for, and I don't know why I filled this thing out. It mostly is killing time while it's so cold outside.

I have not met very many people since I moved here. I spend most of my time working and doing art at home. I live with a lot of people, I own a dog who is the love of my life. (try to beat that!)
It would be nice to go on a date or something but my broken heart has kind of given up on anything real. [...]

I'm naughty and a bitch, I'm probably some poor boy (or girls) nightmare. But that's only if I'm feeling manic. And from time to time that does happen. But the truth is, I am me, and I would only want to meet people who would like to know me for who I am. So piss off if you only want to get laid. Unless your super hot. Haha, see I can be just as shallow as the next person.

Do I think anything will come of this? No. But what's the harm?

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