Thanks to everyone who's been reading here! I'm going to be putting this blog on hold for a couple of months while I work on some other projects and find a format that works better for me, but feel free to stay subscribed to the feed since it will stay the same when I pick it back up again.

See you this summer!

My favorite part is how he starts out by saying he's not going to stereotype people who live in rural areas. Saying it, unfortunately, does not make it so.

I wont stereotype those of you who live further away from the city, Im sure you are interesting and have great hearts, but I seem to share more in common with the urban crowd. Im not looking to move into a big house on a big piece of land away from society to raise a litter of children.

There is a positive, thoughtful way to say everything he says. The fact that he didn't do it that way speaks volumes. Perhaps a month long vacation in a slow moving place with serene views and non-spicy food would help. Just chill, let go of the bitterness...

I'm looking for someone who is First of all faithful. If you have a bad habit of cheating no matter how well you are treated (in every way) then please move along. I don't go out to clubs. I've been there, done that got the T-shirt and moved on. besides people in clubs aren't real they only seem to live for the right now instead of looking ahead. I'm looking for a lady that likes to keep in shape. Big beautiful ladies, you are great but it's not what i'm looking for. I'm looking for Beautiful, smart, trustworthy, classy, and a bit naughty. I don't think i'm asking for too much. what do you think?

It's fine if you're not a great speller. It would, however, be better if you used a spellchecker on (at least) the title of your personal ad. Especially if the ad itself isn't half bad, like this one, it's a shame to have that first impression getting in the way.

Elegant sarcasim

the arbor cinema, dance, black nails, Guiness, hair that smells good, sticking my feet in cold water, dog sitting. staying up late, trying to wake up later.trying new teas, sharing music,real lemonade with real lemons and real sugar.mixed media+instalation art.

If it's best left for later, why is it in your ad? Are you trying to tell people they should have some boundaries? That begins at home, sir.

Remember, one person's kink is another's fetish is another's perfectly normal erotic behavior, so that's probably something best left discussed for later. And we all have things to hide and skeletons in our closet - who doesn't in this day and age. Anything short of felony convictions can probably be saved for the second date, right? Besides, I have details of my own best not publicized to the world!

I don't think every personal ad has to be relentlessly bland and cheery. There's a place for the strange, the odd, and the complex. But with this woman's, it's like when a girl can tell a guy is a Bad Boy, dates him anyway, and then can't understand why he's not a very good boyfriend. Any man who answers this ad has been warned.

I don't know what I'm looking for, and I don't know why I filled this thing out. It mostly is killing time while it's so cold outside.

I have not met very many people since I moved here. I spend most of my time working and doing art at home. I live with a lot of people, I own a dog who is the love of my life. (try to beat that!)
It would be nice to go on a date or something but my broken heart has kind of given up on anything real. [...]

I'm naughty and a bitch, I'm probably some poor boy (or girls) nightmare. But that's only if I'm feeling manic. And from time to time that does happen. But the truth is, I am me, and I would only want to meet people who would like to know me for who I am. So piss off if you only want to get laid. Unless your super hot. Haha, see I can be just as shallow as the next person.

Do I think anything will come of this? No. But what's the harm?

Are ya just not thinking, dude?

I would say I'm looking for that woman that is like a special vintage wine. The one you never get rid of no matter how much money is offered to you . You keep it forever slowly savoring it's flavor. Taking a sip here and there but never emptying the bottle.

And then the joke isn't funny anymore? Something similar is going on here.

Exceptional Taste That's Never Filling

Hello! I stole my headline from the banner ad for Budweiser Select. But I do truly have exceptional taste. Not so sure about the filling part.

Did he think women were out there warning each other away from him because he used to be a playa?

I have been on this system for some time and have had my experimental moments. I must say that I have enjoyed the times I have had with the few individuals I have met in person. No regrets. I am now ready for something different. Something special. [...] After seeking relationships that were not as engaging, I am now ready for something more meaningful with someone special.

I'm pretty sure you have a couple more preferences than this, right?

If you enjoy sunshine and cheap wine then I think we might be a pretty good match.